f1rstperson:

An older monk seal: you kids aren’t eeling in there, are you?

A bunch of idiot teen monk seals with eels sticking out of their noses: no dad

cruelladatrille:

cruelladatrille:

abandonedandurbex:

Exploring abandoned church found cages in attic. Me & some friends went exploring this abandoned church & while we were in the attic my bf found a secret door that blended in with the wall, it had a broken lock on it & opened up to a narrow hallways that lead into a huge empty room with these cages

Boy white ppl are wild you know they dead

froody:

froody:

filthybonnet:

froody:

This house was built in 1774 and has a ballroom. The asking price is three million.

Has there been any updates or additions at any point? Because that’s looking like Tiffany glass which is why it might be 3 million.

ok here’s the funniest part: it’s in a place where the houses are like twelve to fifteen million so the fact that it’s 1/5 of the price it should be and has Tiffany windows is a warning sign that leads me to believe the ghost of Jay Gatsby himself lives in that ballroom

if you move into this mansion your dance card will always be full old sport!

daxratchet:

happy sunday

krazykitsune:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

daughterofsarenrae:

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

Me, texting my girlfriend: Babe you’ll never guess what I did to our tree…

addendum:

bluebloodstains:

marauders4evr:

just-shower-thots-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

Because Pi is infinite, it also has an infinite number of 69s and 420s.

The first one hundred digits of Pi are 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067 

Also, when looking this up, the website said that Pi had more than 22 trillion digits, but it didn’t say it was infinite…

BUT we might as well say that it is lol

It’s cool, mate, I’ve got you.

Within the first 100,000 digits of Pi:

And we even have two glorious miracles on this holiday season:

awookieinsheepsclothing:

laurbyboom:

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur